China to nuke own population to send COVID rate to zero

On Monday, the controversial and highly fashionable democratic country of China announced it would be nuking its people to help stop the spread of COVID.

China's absolute unit of a leader, Xi Xiang ping, said on state-run television, "Ching chong bing dong no long sing song" which roughly translates to the following:

"After an almost two-year-long struggle with this American manufactured biological attack against our people, I have finally seen the light, and others in our nation will soon see it too. The only way for us to end this mess is by nuking our citizens. Despite what lies you have been told, viruses can only survive in living beings, so it is only logical to kill everything alive. With a vote of 40-0, we will be nuking all major cities in China. God bless."

This reporter approves of China's action and only hopes other nations will follow suit.

Joseph Biden, Dark Onion News