China to nuke own population to send COVID rate to zero

On Monday, the controversial and highly fashionable democratic country of China announced it would be nuking its people to help stop the spread of COVID. China's absolute unit of a leader, Xi Xiang ping, said on state-run television, "Ching chong bing...

New York passes bill requiring license to fuck dogs

In a controversial move, New York state passes legislation this week that would require you to have a license to have sexual relations with dogs. The animal rights activist group, Peta, started protests across the state demanding this bill be repealed...